Daniel’s First Post

Well this blog’s been up for about a half a year and I felt that perhaps it was a good time for me to actually post something. After all this things got my name on it.

Hello I’m Daniel, as in Daniel Troutman Photography.

……That’s all I wanted to say…….

…..just hello…

 

…or hi……..

…or howdy if you live below the mason dixon line……

………you can quit reading now……..

………seriously…….

…..go look up something on wikipedia…….

……or google the word spork….

…just leave me be…..

OK fine If I’ll make you a deal. I’m going to give you a series of questions. If I guess your answers you will stop reading this blog.

Allow me to digress, If you stop reading this I get to stop writing.

If you allow me to digress even further I’ll explain that last sentence.

You see, here at Troutman Photography we are always striving to be on the cutting edge of technology. When it comes to our photographs we use only the latest in digital technology and print on only the highest quality archival papers. This desire to be on the cutting edge applies to every thing we do. Including this blog.

As you are reading this blog I am, at this very moment, writing it. You know, live. I am sitting right here and typing just a fraction of a second faster than you are reading. If you start reading slower I start T..y…p..i…n..g……s..l…o..w..e..r. If you start reading faster I start makinegg a bunich of typos. Okk lease quitt it.

That’s much better. Thank you!

Now instead of blogging I should be doing color corrections in photoshop or adding my most recent pics to my portfolio. But I put my business in the hands of my wife and she’s a Nazi.

 

I know that telling you this isn’t in the best interest of my business but I speaking to you now as a friend not a client….She is a slave driving Nazi.

 

So here I sit typing the world’s first all live, content on demand, published as fast as you read it blog ,as requested by the Gestapo…when I should be working on making my clients look good. Not that that takes much work. My clients are gorgeous. I got lucky. My friend is a photographer in Cleveland and his clients are…well…um…yeah.

So anyway, coming back to my original point if I can get you to stop reading this by reading your mind, then I can quit typing and get back to doing highly technical photographer stuff. (Googling my own name)

So I’m now going to ask a series of questions…live….on demand…as fast as you can read…seriously she’s a Nazi please help me.

If I can guess your answers then I win, and you stop with the reading.

Here are the questions:

Think of a number from 1 to 10

Multiply that number by 9

If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together

Now subtract 5

Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)

Think of a country that starts with that letter

Remember the last letter of the name of that country

Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter

Remember the last letter in the name of that animal

Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter

You answered……drum roll please……..Denmark….Kangaroo…..Orange!!!

BOOOOYAAAA!

I WIN!!

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!!!

OK….really………

….I won…..

…no more reading…

…..I mean it…….

stop……please….

…I really have to pee…..

…….seriously a Nazi….not kidding……..

 Daniel Troutman

(503) 871-5505

www.TroutmanPhoto.com